Kinda Hot/Painfully Awkward

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

jaseon:

Beautiful.

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

Bellamy Young reacting to her Critics’ Choice nomination (x)

jesuseatsdiamonds:

i don’t reblog shit like this but this is so good

jesuseatsdiamonds:

i don’t reblog shit like this but this is so good

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

mcgarrrett:

» ladies of the reboot.

ellie5192:

Actual line from my super important academic thesis:

"Simply put, Laura Roslin doesn’t ‘man up’ for the job; she does it like a lady."

This after directly quoting Mary McDonnell. 

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SAME PERSON#SHIT

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

Fuck. It’s nearly SDCC again isn’t it?