#JedwardToWinEurovision2012 is trending on twitter
TURKISH MANBOAT
GO GO MANBOAT.
that was so fast omg
oh god really?
everyone has to see turkish manboat!!
Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
Ireland: GAY TWIN INCEST CYBERMEN FROM TRON
What if Loki appeared in the middle of the eurovision song contest in full costume and everybody thought he was a contestant and they where all like “are you going to sing or what?”
and then jedward come out and shoot laser beams out of their mouths and loki blows up
NO LOKI CAN’T BE DEFEATED BY JEDWARD FOR GOD’S SAKE!!
but jedward have the power of love
