found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
this is embarrassing to read
they allow disney movies until three am but no pets, drugs, or alcohol? what the fuck are they doing
this is very cringey but like… is socially ostracised and awkward people trying to find like-minded people who wont make them uncomfortable really that awful and affecting us that much
I have no idea why this is embarrassing or cringey. That is the best apartment posting ever. This is LEGENDARY!
Hey, cool people who like all the same shit we like, come live with us!
Everyone should do this! This is awesome!
I’ve lived with room mates, and other people? Suck. (Not always, I know, but usually the suckage is strong in most and not in the fun way.)
And in some places, You might split the rent and the owners wont allow you to have pets or maybe someone that already lives there is allergic!
As far as drugs and alcohol? Did you know the law can arrest YOU as an accessory if drugs are found in your home, regardless of who brought them in? And I dont want my apartment or house to become the party house. I’d never get any sleep.
Urg you guys always find the most random crap to complain about.
These people are awesome. Jesus.
Now… Does anyone know where this comes from? Is this even real? Cause I’m totally looking for a new apartment… I have references…. legit ones…not like my mom or anything…. (okay, totally my mom, but shes very honest!)
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
This is some sort of nightvale shit
all hail the concrete orb
I’m crying oh my fucking god
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
Are cats even real?
I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, but… xDD
AU where polyamory is 100% societally acceptable, so dystopian novels for teenage girls are forced to focus on something other than contrived love triangles.
rebloggin myself because
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