Kinda Hot/Painfully Awkward
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

oxbaneox:

xbox420:

coffeeandcastiel:

kumagawa:

this is embarrassing to read

they allow disney movies until three am but no pets, drugs, or alcohol? what the fuck are they doing

this is very cringey but like… is socially ostracised and awkward people trying to find like-minded people who wont make them uncomfortable really that awful and affecting us that much

I have no idea why this is embarrassing or cringey. That is the best apartment posting ever. This is LEGENDARY!
Hey, cool people who like all the same shit we like, come live with us!
Everyone should do this! This is awesome!
I’ve lived with room mates, and other people? Suck. (Not always, I know, but usually the suckage is strong in most and not in the fun way.)
And in some places, You might split the rent and the owners wont allow you to have pets or maybe someone that already lives there is allergic!
As far as drugs and alcohol? Did you know the law can arrest YOU as an accessory if drugs are found in your home, regardless of who brought them in? And I dont want my apartment or house to become the party house. I’d never get any sleep.
Urg you guys always find the most random crap to complain about.
These people are awesome. Jesus. 
Now… Does anyone know where this comes from? Is this even real? Cause I’m totally looking for a new apartment… I have references…. legit ones…not like my mom or anything…. (okay, totally my mom, but shes very honest!)

oxbaneox:

xbox420:

coffeeandcastiel:

kumagawa:

this is embarrassing to read

they allow disney movies until three am but no pets, drugs, or alcohol? what the fuck are they doing

this is very cringey but like… is socially ostracised and awkward people trying to find like-minded people who wont make them uncomfortable really that awful and affecting us that much

I have no idea why this is embarrassing or cringey. That is the best apartment posting ever. This is LEGENDARY!

Hey, cool people who like all the same shit we like, come live with us!

Everyone should do this! This is awesome!

I’ve lived with room mates, and other people? Suck. (Not always, I know, but usually the suckage is strong in most and not in the fun way.)

And in some places, You might split the rent and the owners wont allow you to have pets or maybe someone that already lives there is allergic!

As far as drugs and alcohol? Did you know the law can arrest YOU as an accessory if drugs are found in your home, regardless of who brought them in? And I dont want my apartment or house to become the party house. I’d never get any sleep.

Urg you guys always find the most random crap to complain about.

These people are awesome. Jesus. 

Now… Does anyone know where this comes from? Is this even real? Cause I’m totally looking for a new apartment… I have references…. legit ones…not like my mom or anything…. (okay, totally my mom, but shes very honest!)

hoktauri:

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

all hail the concrete orb

British TV at it’s absolute finest

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

He’s (Moffat) got this obnoxious tendency of reducing female characters to orbiting moons rather than their very own planets

S.E. Smith, "Steven Moffat, I am over your Lady Issues." (via dmigod)

I know I’ll probably get rotten tomatoes thrown at me for this, but I’m not really a fan of Amy Pond. And that’s not her fault, but the fault of the way she’s written, as a constant foil for the Doctor and as yet another woman who falls hopelessly in love with him and doesn’t quite know when to quit. Even as she’s married in heterosexual dreamland with Rory (look at how fast that ended), she’s still thinking about the Doctor. Her whole life is basically defined by him, and when she attempts to strike out on her own—say, as a model—she gets punished for it by being, you know, whisked away to a Dalek prison planet/asylum. When her characterisation isn’t about her relationship with the Doctor, it’s about her relationship with her fiance and later spouse; nowhere in here is there room for Amy to be herself.

(via theheroheart)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

the  T e l m a r i n e
                          who   s  a  v  e  d   N a r n i a

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

the-way-im-feeling:

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, but… xDD

the-way-im-feeling:

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, but… xDD

why-is-it-always-autumn:

AU where polyamory is 100% societally acceptable, so dystopian novels for teenage girls are forced to focus on something other than contrived love triangles.

spockemon:

rebloggin myself because

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And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.